‘The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I’ve got 48 hours off from the world, man. I’m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I’m gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin’, man! Tonight I’m Jip Travolta, I’m Peter Popper, I’m going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We’re gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I’ve got 73 quid in my back burner – I’m gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!’

FRIDAY

BRIGHTON

Hospitality @ Patterns. Danny Byrd, Ivy Lab, Nu:Tone B2B logistics, Callous B2B Sciphi B2B Mischief + more. Tickets £13.50 + booking fee

LONDON

Jungle Therapy @ Union. Brockie, Remarc, Potential bad boy, Universal project, Merrix, Jamie G + more. Tickets £12 + booking fee

In:fokuz @ Brixton Jamm. Lenzman, Total Science, Bcee, Artificial Intelligence, Macca & Loz Contreras, Satl, Malaky + more. Tickets £12.50 + booking fee

Nurtured Beatz Xmas Bash @ Bar a Bar. Genotype, Kolectiv & Mauoq, Soligen & Type 2, Tephra & Arkoze, Kalm & Spindall, Meloki & Meta4. Tickets £8

Hatcha & Friends DNB Xmas Special @ Lightbox. Logan D & Evil B, Kenny Ken, Hatcha b2b Jakes & Eksman, Haydan & IC3, Heist + more. Tickets £8 + booking fee

MANCHESTER

Relapse vs Amented @ Joshua Brooks. Tickets £6 + booking fee

SATURDAY

LONDON

Nicky Blackmarket & Fatman D – 360 Degrees of DNB @ Coronet. The usual suspects… Tickets £22 + booking fee

Quote and picture taken from Human Traffic, 1999. If you haven’t seen it. Do it. Changed my life.